he's just full of zings.

ME: so... i'm a little weirded out that i had a loaf of bread for 3 months, and it still hasn't grown mold.
i'm toasting some as we speak.
is that wrong?
FRIEND: no
you have to take advantage of the situation
it's super bread
and by eating it you'll probably be super too!
ME: oh boy
what kind of super powers do you think one could get from supernatural bread?
FRIEND: I hope it has nothing to do with yeast.

(ps does anyone want to go grocery shopping for me? this is getting ridiculous...)