awesome convo

my ex is into a lady. he's a lil bent out of shape about it. we were discussing.

ME: i'll call her up and be like "yo, you should like [EX]. he's rad. take it from me, i dated him twice"
EX: haha, she knows that
ME: "now no dude is as good as him, so no more dating dudes. that's how awesome he is."
she knows what?
you're rad?
EX: we've talked about past relationships and stuff like that
ME: and how AWESOME i am?!
EX: yes
ME: and how you're always going to talk to me because i rule and nobody should bother being jealous
sweeeeet.
and how expressive i am when i write and make faces?
EX: mostly about how you're not one of the crazy ex's

ok, i'll take that too. fuck yeah.